- Kermit the Frog: [Swedish Chef has drawn cut lines on a real cow] Scooter, would you erase that cow?
- Scooter: Oh sure, boss.
- [goes to do it, then turns to the audience]
- Scooter: Erase the cow?
- The Newsman: Here's a Muppet News Flash! A plane carrying a load of sports equipment was forced to jettison some of its cargo. Among the items tossed out were ten thousand ping pong balls...
- [suddenly, many, many ping pong balls fall out of the sky, raining down on the Newsman's desk]
- The Newsman: ... and one bowling ball.
- [a bowling ball falls out of the sky and hits the Newsman on the head, knocking him out]
- Kermit the Frog: Ladies and gentlemen, in a major feat of death-defying musicrobatics never seen before, the Great Gonzo will perform, on bagpipes, the Eine Kleine Nachtmusik from a flagpole ten feet in the air. Ladies and gentlemen, the Great Gonzo!