Mork & Mindy (TV Series)

Skyflakes Keep Falling on My Head (1979)

Robin Williams: Mork

Quotes 

• Cora Hudson : If I should go belly up tomorrow, you can put "She saw it all" on my tombstone.

  Frederick McConnell : What are you talking about?

  Cora Hudson : Well, I've met a man from outer-space, but that's nothing compared to that student out in back! This bozo looks so WEIRD! He makes Mork look like a Republican!

  Mork : Whoa, my kinda guy! Do you think I should observe him?

  Cora Hudson : Somebody should keep him under observation!

  [Exidor and his imaginary friends enter] 

  Exidor : Step aside! Don't push! We can't all get through the door at the same time!

• Exidor : Mork, do you have any idea how old I am? Wrong! Next Wednesday afternoon, I'll be twelve years old.

  Mork : Whoa, you're awfully mature for your age.

  Exidor : Guilt without sex! That's the key!

• Exidor : I'm too old to stand on street corners preaching! I've got to settle down! Get a straight, conventional job.

  Mork : What do you think you'd like to be?

  Exidor : Emperor of the Earth!

• Mork : You don't have any talent.

  Exidor : Well, that's never stopped any rock group before. Besides, you've never seen me perform! Mork, you wait right here, I'll get my axe!

• Mork : I hope that beaver isn't hurt.

  Mindy McConnell : What was a beaver doing out strolling in the middle of the night, anyway? Why wasn't he in his darn dam, guarding his sticks and his twigs? Do you know how yucky it is to step on a beaver's tail?

  Mork : I didn't know those little suckers could scream!

• [Mork picks up a book] 

  Mork : What's this? Confessions of a Schizophrenic by Exidor as told to Exidor.

• Mork : Please don't make me leave! I'll do anything! I'll shovel the dishes, I'll wash the snow! But don't make me go back upstairs to him! Ple-hease!

  Mindy McConnell : Him? Him, who?

  Mork : Vincent Price! He's upstairs in the TV in the attic!

  Mindy McConnell : Mork, why don't you turn him off?

  Mork : I did, and then it became real dark!

• Mindy McConnell : Don't tell me you're afraid of a TV show.

  Mork : Hey! Whaddya think, I just got off the egg yesterday? Vincent Price doesn't scare me. It was the ghosts! And the swamp! And that dude with his head cut off, carrying it in his hands!

• Mork : If there's anything else you'd like to chat about, I'm here any time you need me.

  Mindy McConnell : Why don't we chat about you going upstairs while I finish my report?

  Mork : Alright, if the subject's upsetting to you, we can always change it. How 'bout those basketball players? Those suckers sure are big, aren't they?

• Mork : "Exidor the Emperor." Has a nice ring to it. You won't be taking anybody else's job. I know what I can do, I'll help you get elected! I'll be your campaign manager! I know what we'll do, first we'll get a tub to thump, some babies to kiss! Then we'll get another set of lips so you can talk out of both sides of your mouth!

  Exidor : Mork!

  Mork : Yes, yes! You know, it'll work! Then we'll get you some hands to shake, some backs to slap, we'll get you some money to pass money under a table, a launder to clean it, a Korean park!

  Exidor : Mork!

  Mork : I know, we'll build a public image for you! First of all, you'll have a debate, you'll lose it, you'll make a comeback! Then you'll rent a motel, you'll get Cuban burglars to break into it! Then you'll have some tapes - 18 minutes will be missing from the tapes!

  Exidor : Mork! Wise up! You can't get ELECTED emperor!

• Mork : I'd like to take her to the dog star, Sirius. It's incredible to see a whole galaxy fetch!

• Mork : You have a summer home?

  Exidor : I bought it four years ago, when I was a doctor.

• Mindy McConnell : Well, I can't believe we finally made it! I thought you were supposed to be such a trailblazer!

  Mork : Well, I made it from Ork to Earth but there were no trees.

• Mork : I wonder when we lost the trail.

  Mindy McConnell : I suspect it was right before we fell off the cliff.

  Mork : Well, I owe you an apology - next time you can land on me!