Mork & Mindy (TV Series)

Mork's Greatest Hits (1978)

Robin Williams: Mork

Quotes 

• [Mork and Mindy look at menus] 

  Mindy McConnell : Why don't you have The Businessman's Lunch?

  Mork : Why should I have it if he didn't?

• Mindy McConnell : How do you know my name?

  George : I make it my business to get acquainted with every fox in town.

  Mork : A good way to do that is to leave dead meat on your porch.

• George : This, I take it, is Merc.

  Mork : Oh no, that's a great car! My name Mork. Na-nu, Na-nu!

• Mork : I knew what pain was, but nobody ever told me it hurt.

• Mork : Mork from Ork has never been called a coward. I've never even lost a holitacker except for that one on Sirius, and how can you trust an eight-legged pekingese as an umpire?

• Mork : Bartender, spam for everybody!

• Mork : I'm trying to fit in here on Earth because these are a very violent, violent people.

  Orson : You mean they have wars?

  Mork : Oh no, worse than that. Violence is part of their everyday lives. First of all, they *slash* prices, they *drown* their sorrows, they *punch* buttons and they kill time. I'm not even gonna tell you what they do to eggs.

  Orson : I had no idea they were so vicious.

  Mork : Oh, not only that, they *blow up* photographs, they *hang* plants, and I heard one guy telling another guy, "Hey man, you can crash at my place." And even when they're finished having a fight and they want to make up, they threaten to bury the hatchet!

  Orson : What makes them so violent?

  Mork : I don't know. I think it starts when a baby is born. The first thing a doctor does is hit it. They don't stand a chance, your immenseness.