- Orson: I thought all stars were rich, live in mansions and drive big eggs.
- Mork: I know, sir, that's the common misconception. But you see to get that you have to pay a very heavy price: you have responsibilities, anxieties, and to tell you the truth, sir, some of them can't take it.
- Orson: I'm not buying it, Mork.
- Mork: Why, sir?
- Orson: It sounds to me like they have it made.
- Mork: Well, most of them do sir, but some are victims of their own fame, very special and talented people: people like Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monroe... Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Lenny Bruce, Freddie Prinze, and John Lennon.
- Mindy McConnell: Excuse me, Mister Williams, but I have a big big big favor to ask of you. I know you don't know me and I don't want to impose, but I was supposed to get an interview with you for KTNS, and if I don't, I'll be fired.
- Mork: Yeah, and it's been a bad year for her, she bet on Carter, Roberto Duran, and she had to buy stock in Chrysler too.
- Mindy McConnell: [to Robin] You sure are a hard man to get in touch with.
- Mork: Yeah, you have tighter security than the Pope. A bullet couldn't get past your manager's security's security's security's answering machine.