- Miss Kalinowski: [Looking over the paper work] It says here that you're a Doctor of Philosophy mister... doctor Exedor and that you've studied with Spinoza... .he's been dead for many years.
- Exidor: No wonder I never got my report card.
- Miss Kalinowski: Dr. Exidor, the key question is, why do you want to adopt someone as old as Mork?
- Exidor: Why? My dear lady, where is it written that a person is not entitled to love after a certain age? What you see before you are two people with complementary needs. He to have a father, I to be one. What calloused heart would deny the fulfillment of this just because one of us isn't wearing diapers?
- Miss Kalinowski: You really do love each other, don't you?
- Mindy McConnell: Exidor, Mork has passed every other interview. Now, this one's the big one. Now, do you remember what you're supposed to do?
- Exidor: Certainly. I'm to be dignified, respectful... And just as crazy as the rest of the people in this world.
- Mindy McConnell: Well, do you think you can do that?
- Exidor: Oh, sure. I'm great at impressions. Uh, watch this!
- Exidor: [approaches a waiting person] Hello. Lovely day.
- Waiting person: Yes
- Exidor: Charming child!
- Waiting person: Why, thank you!
- Exidor: [to Mindy] Madcap enough?
- Mindy McConnell: Um, excuse me for barging in like this, your honor.
- Judge Baker: Are you with him, or are you normal?
- Mindy McConnell: No, no, I'm with him.
- Judge Baker: Well, then you could help answer a few questions.
- Mindy McConnell: Well, I thought we cleared all these questions up last year.
- Judge Baker: All I can tell you is his file is incomplete. If he wants to stay in the country, I have to have some more information.
- Mork: Oh, no, it's from the Department of Immigration and Naturalization. "Dear sir..." That's nice. "With concern to your visit April 19 last year, "we require more information on your alien status. "Please contact our office immediately to prevent termination of U.S. residency. Love, Jimmy."