- Jean DaVinci: Knife.
- Mork: Knife.
- [Hands Jean a knife]
- Jean DaVinci: Fork.
- Mork: Fork.
- [Hands Jean a fork]
- Jean DaVinci: Mayo.
- Mork: Mayo.
- [Places a handful of mayo on Jean's hand]
- Jean DaVinci: [Looks at Mork] Mork? Hold the mayo.
- [Hands it back to Mork]
- Mork: Excuse me, everyone's Father?
- Father Denny: Ah, how do you do? I'm Father Denny.
- Mork: I'm Mork, the screwup. Is it true that you help people?
- Father Denny: Well, I try to help people. Why, do you have a problem?
- Mindy McConnell: Um, excuse me, Father, but Mork's depressed because he can't hold a job. And he feels like a loser.
- Father Denny: Oh, well, how do you think I felt when TIME magazine announced that, uh, God was dead? Of course, it just turned out to be a rumor after all.