- Mindy McConnell: I'm worried I just don't know what it would be like to have a child.
- Mork: And I'm sad, because I don't know what it'd be like to have a mother.
- Mindy McConnell: Well at least I've got a way of finding out.
- Mork: I've got a way we can both find out. I'll set my age machine for 3 years old, for 10 minutes, that way I'll be a baby, and you'll be my
- [age machine kicks in, high pitched voice]
- Mork: MAMA! Mommy hold me!
- Mindy McConnell: You must've fallen asleep while you were watching TV.
- Mork: If I was asleep, then the TV was watching me.
- Mindy McConnell: All night long, Dan just kept talking about babies, then I realized he never talked about us. He wasn't into having a wife so much as he wanted a family; and I want to be a couple before I'm a group.
- Mork: I'm sorry you lost your husband. Did my becoming a child affect your decision?
- Mindy McConnell: Well I have to admit it opened my eyes, it's hard to be a mother.
- Mork: Yeah, it's pretty tough being a kid too, but you made it easy. Know something?
- Mindy McConnell: What?
- Mork: You're gonna make a terrific mother.
- Mork: On Earth, babies aren't grown in test tubes, they're grown in something wonderful called a mother.
- Orson: That's the old fashioned way, Mork. 80 bleems ago a few of us did it up here too, as part of a nostalgia craze.
- Mork: Sometimes I think the old ways are the best ways, Orson.
- Orson: Nap, nap, our method is much more efficient.
- Mork: Orson, when you were a baby, don't you remember being held and cuddled, taken for walks?
- Orson: Nanna-Vac 26 did that.
- Mork: But on Earth a mother does it. And she does all sorts of other nice things for her children for her entire life. Oh it's a warm and wonderful thing.
- Orson: How much does she get paid?
- Mork: Nothing.
- Orson: Is it because her work is considered of no real value?
- Mork: No, because it's considered priceless.