Al Murray: Self

Quotes 

• Al Murray : [during Ask The Politician segment, as the voice of the silent majority] 

  [when asked law they would bring in to make Britain a better place] 

  Al Murray : Well, I think it's time for the decent, honest, hard-working, law-abiding, tax-paying, normal, sensible, reasonable, down-to-earth, hard-working, normal, law-abiding, down-to-earth, sensible, reasonable people, hard-working, law-abiding, tax-paying, fleeced, decent, honest, hard-working, law-abiding, NORMAL, decent, reasonable, sensible, law-abiding, normal, hard-working people of this country who don't want to pay their speeding fines regardless of how fast we may have been going the wrong way up the slip road on a phone, no seatbelt, no tax, no MOT, no insurance whilst eating a burger and receiving oral sex on the telephone - haven't you got anything better to do, officer? - it's time for us... to SPEAK! And... bring back hanging, obviously.