Mind Your Language (TV Series)
The School Fete (1979)
Ricardo Montez: Juan Cervantes
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Quotes
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[Juan and Danielle open a kissing booth]
Juan Cervantes : For £5, you get a kiss on one cheek.
[He kisses Danielle as said]
Juan Cervantes : For £10, you get a kiss on both cheeks.
[He kisses Danielle as said]
Juan Cervantes : And for £15...
[He nearly swallows Danielle's mouth in a breath-taking manoeuvre]
Giovanni Cupello : I buy one of them £15 kisses!
Juan Cervantes : I no kiss you!
Giovanni Cupello : Not you, Danielle, you silly Spanish omelette!
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Miss Courtney : Ahh. Good evening, Mr. Cervantes. How's your English?
Juan Cervantes : Por favor?
Miss Courtney : Your English?
Juan Cervantes : You're English. Me, Spanish.
Miss Courtney : Sorry I asked.
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Juan Cervantes : I come first to talk, how you say, ombre to ombre.
Jeremy Brown : Man to man.
Juan Cervantes : So right. I have meet a beautiful senorita.
Jeremy Brown : No no no, I have met a beautiful girl!
Juan Cervantes : Just like me. What's her name?
Jeremy Brown : No no no, I haven't met anyone. I was merely correcting your English.
Juan Cervantes : Spanish.
Jeremy Brown : Juan!
Juan Cervantes : So right, so right. Well, I want to take Rita, that's her name, away for the weekend holiday, but she lives with her mother, and she thinks maybe her mother not let her come away with me. What can I do?
Jeremy Brown : Why don't you ask her mother?
Juan Cervantes : I don't want to go away with her mother!
Jeremy Brown : Ask Rita's mother if you can go away with her on holiday.
Juan Cervantes : You think she say yes?
Jeremy Brown : I have no idea. What are your intentions?
Juan Cervantes : Por favour?
Jeremy Brown : I'll be blunt. Are you hoping to get Rita into your room?
Juan Cervantes : No.
Jeremy Brown : Good.
Juan Cervantes : Not my room, her room! We booked 1 room!
Juan Cervantes : Well, in that case I can't help you. You'll just have to make your own decision.
Jeremy Brown : So right.
Jeremy Brown : Yes.