Mind Your Language (TV Series)

No Flowers by Request (1979)

Albert Moses: Ranjeet Singh

Quotes 

• Danielle Favre : [concerned]  What is it Juan?

  Juan Cervantes : [groaning]  I am going to be sick.

  Giovanni Cupello : [shocked]  Holy ravioli! you've changed your religion! Hey, the Pope's not going to like that!

  Ranjeet Singh : I am welcoming you like a brother, but first you must be wearing the turban.

  Juan Cervantes : What's the matter, you all crazy? I am sick in my stomach.

  [pulls out thermometer] 

  Juan Cervantes : I am going to see if I have fever.

• Jeremy Brown : What is the capital of England?

  Ranjeet Singh : E.

  Jeremy Brown : I'll rephrase that. What is the capital city of England?

  Ranjeet Singh : London.

• Jeremy Brown : Can you name three English counties?

  Ranjeet Singh : Oh dear me. I am not knowing any English counties.

  Jeremy Brown : Not one?

  Ranjeet Singh : No. The only English county I am knowing is the Count of Monte Cristo.

  Jeremy Brown : That's Count.

  Ranjeet Singh : Thousand apologies.