Mind Your Language (TV Series)
No Flowers by Request (1979)
Ricardo Montez: Juan Cervantes
Quotes
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Juan Cervantes : [stricken with indigestion] My stomach, she is downside up!
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Miss Courtney : [about Mr Brown] How could he break his leg by missing just one step?
Juan Cervantes : [pointing to a long flight of stairs] Step he miss, top step...
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Juan Cervantes : Mr Brown is dead?
[breaks down crying]
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[Juan pays a visit to Mr Brown in the hospital]
Juan Cervantes : Hey, Buenos Dias!
Jeremy Brown : Go away.
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Danielle Favre : [concerned] What is it Juan?
Juan Cervantes : [groaning] I am going to be sick.
Giovanni Cupello : [shocked] Holy ravioli! you've changed your religion! Hey, the Pope's not going to like that!
Ranjeet Singh : I am welcoming you like a brother, but first you must be wearing the turban.
Juan Cervantes : What's the matter, you all crazy? I am sick in my stomach.
[pulls out thermometer]
Juan Cervantes : I am going to see if I have fever.
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Jeremy Brown : The question is not about those sort of customs. It means the things we British do that are peculiar to us.
Juan Cervantes : Ah! Speak English!
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Miss Courtney : You are all Philistines!
Ali Nadim : Oh No! I am Pakistan!
Juan Cervantes : I am Spain!
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Juan Cervantes : Si señor, I pick subject.
Jeremy Brown : There's only one left. It's Hobson's choice.
Juan Cervantes : Not Hobson's choice. British cumtoms.
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Miss Courtney : Mr Cervantes.
Juan Cervantes : Si señora.
Miss Courtney : What do the letters AC mean?
Juan Cervantes : Por favor?
Miss Courtney : What does AC mean?
Juan Cervantes : Four.
Miss Courtney : AC has nothing to do with four.
Juan Cervantes : Sure, AC spade, AC heart, AC diamond, and AC the other one!
Miss Courtney : AC means alternating current.
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Juan Cervantes : We bring you some flowers.
Jeremy Brown : Ah well, you shouldn't have spent money on flowers for me.
Juan Cervantes : I don't spend money. We already bought them for your funeral.
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Juan Cervantes : Hello! Would you please tell me how is Mr Brown?
Sister : Mr Brown? Could I have the Christian name, please?
Juan Cervantes : Sure, Juan.
Sister : Juan... Is this Spanish?
Juan Cervantes : No no no no no. I am Spanish!
Sister : I see. Juan is Spanish for John, isn't it?
Juan Cervantes : Si señora.
Sister : Would you hold on for a moment, please.
Juan Cervantes : Si si.
Sister : Brown John... Are you a relative?
Juan Cervantes : No no, just a friend.
Sister : Well, I'm afraid I have some rather bad news for you.
Juan Cervantes : You mean Mr Brown is worst?
Sister : He had a heart attack during the night.
Juan Cervantes : Oh Santa Maria! You mean Mr Brown is dead!