- [Ali runs into the classroom, being chased by a rabid Ranjeet]
- Ali Nadim: Oh, blimey! That infidel has gone oranges!
- Jeremy Brown: You mean bananas!
- Ali Nadim: Yes please!
- Jock: Aww no, I'm not gonnae listen to Charlie Chapatti over there claiming he's mah equal.
- Ranjeet Singh: [drawing his kirpan] WHAT DID HE SAY?
- Jeremy Brown: Nothing, Ranjeet...
- Ali Nadim: [laughing] On blimey, he's called you a jolly chapatti!
- Jock: That goes for you an' all Takeaway Tommy.
- Ali Nadim: I give you bunch of fingers!
- Ali Nadim: [charges]
- [the whole of the class gangs up on Jock]
- Jock: Okay, who's first?
- [takes off his jacket and gets ready to scrap]
- Taro Nagazumi: Excuse, please-o!
- Jeremy Brown: Yes, Taro?
- Taro Nagazumi: Not polite-o, to insult lady-o. Please apologize-o.
- Jock: Get knotted!
- Taro Nagazumi: [angry] Put up your fists-o!
- Jock: OK, hara-kiri, if it's a fight ya want, ya'll get one, ya ready?
- [screams]
- Jeremy Brown: For example repeat after me; the fat black cat sat on the mat.
- Jock: The fa' black cat satnamat.
- [Ranjeet, shouting, runs into the classroom and he stabs the notice board on the back wall with his Kirpan]
- Jeremy Brown: [angry] Ranjeet! what is the meaning of this?
- Ranjeet Singh: [pulling knife out of board] The meaning is, some damn fool is opening the door just as I'm charging in.
- Danielle Favre: Monsieur Brown opened the door!
- Ranjeet Singh: [putting hands together] Thousand apologies.
- Jeremy Brown: All right come over here Ali. Now, what is all this about?
- Ranjeet Singh: [pointing to Ali] That barbarian is calling me a hairy goat!
- Jeremy Brown: Is this true Ali?
- Ali Nadim: Yes please!
- [indicating Ranjeet]
- Ali Nadim: but this infidel is calling me the son of a cross-eyed camel!
- Ranjeet Singh: That is not true! I am calling him an illegitimate son of a cross-eyed camel!
- Jeremy Brown: [annoyed at their bad behaviour] Yeah well it's not good enough!
- Ranjeet Singh: [curiously] Ah, you want me to be calling him something worse?
- Danielle Favre: [about the men in her life] They only want me for my body, all of them! They just want to get me into bed!
- Jeremy Brown: Well, I suppose you should sort it out with them...
- Danielle Favre: Oh no! I like it!