Mind Your Language (TV Series)
I Belong to Glasgow (1979)
Albert Moses: Ranjeet Singh
Quotes
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Jock : Aww no, I'm not gonnae listen to Charlie Chapatti over there claiming he's mah equal.
Ranjeet Singh : [drawing his kirpan] WHAT DID HE SAY?
Jeremy Brown : Nothing, Ranjeet...
Ali Nadim : [laughing] On blimey, he's called you a jolly chapatti!
Jock : That goes for you an' all Takeaway Tommy.
Ali Nadim : I give you bunch of fingers!
Ali Nadim : [charges]
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[Ranjeet, shouting, runs into the classroom and he stabs the notice board on the back wall with his Kirpan]
Jeremy Brown : [angry] Ranjeet! what is the meaning of this?
Ranjeet Singh : [pulling knife out of board] The meaning is, some damn fool is opening the door just as I'm charging in.
Danielle Favre : Monsieur Brown opened the door!
Ranjeet Singh : [putting hands together] Thousand apologies.
Jeremy Brown : All right come over here Ali. Now, what is all this about?
Ranjeet Singh : [pointing to Ali] That barbarian is calling me a hairy goat!
Jeremy Brown : Is this true Ali?
Ali Nadim : Yes please!
[indicating Ranjeet]
Ali Nadim : but this infidel is calling me the son of a cross-eyed camel!
Ranjeet Singh : That is not true! I am calling him an illegitimate son of a cross-eyed camel!
Jeremy Brown : [annoyed at their bad behaviour] Yeah well it's not good enough!
Ranjeet Singh : [curiously] Ah, you want me to be calling him something worse?