Mind Your Language (TV Series)

I Belong to Glasgow (1979)

Russell Hunter: Jock

Quotes 

• Jock : Aww no, I'm not gonnae listen to Charlie Chapatti over there claiming he's mah equal.

  Ranjeet Singh : [drawing his kirpan]  WHAT DID HE SAY?

  Jeremy Brown : Nothing, Ranjeet...

  Ali Nadim : [laughing]  On blimey, he's called you a jolly chapatti!

  Jock : That goes for you an' all Takeaway Tommy.

  Ali Nadim : I give you bunch of fingers!

  Ali Nadim : [charges] 

• [the whole of the class gangs up on Jock] 

  Jock : Okay, who's first?

  [takes off his jacket and gets ready to scrap] 

• Taro Nagazumi : Excuse, please-o!

  Jeremy Brown : Yes, Taro?

  Taro Nagazumi : Not polite-o, to insult lady-o. Please apologize-o.

  Jock : Get knotted!

  Taro Nagazumi : [angry]  Put up your fists-o!

  Jock : OK, hara-kiri, if it's a fight ya want, ya'll get one, ya ready?

  [screams] 

• Jeremy Brown : For example repeat after me; the fat black cat sat on the mat.

  Jock : The fa' black cat satnamat.