Mind Your Language (TV Series)

Hello Sailor (1978)

Albert Moses: Ranjeet Singh

Quotes 

• Jeremy Brown : Ali, give a word starting with "I..."

  Ali Nadim : [pointing at Ranjit]  "Infidel!"

  [Mr Brown calls for calm] 

  Jeremy Brown : Ranjit, "J..."

  Ranjeet Singh : [pointing at Ali]  "Jackass!"

• Jeremy Brown : Ranjit, give a word starting with "S..."

  Ranjeet Singh : "Eskimo!"

  Jeremy Brown : "Eskimo" begins with an E!

  Ranjeet Singh : A thousand apologies!

  Jeremy Brown : Think of a word that describes you...

  Ali Nadim : "Stupid!"

  Ranjeet Singh : Don't you call me stupid, you half-eaten Pakistani poppadum!