Mind Your Language (TV Series)

Don't Forget the Driver (1978)

Jacki Harding: Anna Schmidt

Quotes 

• [playing "I Spy"] 

  Ranjeet Singh : I am spying with my little eye, something beginning with "N!"

  Maximillian Papandrious : "Nail"?

  Ranjeet Singh : No!

  Anna Schmidt : "Nose"?

  Ranjeet Singh : No!

  Taro Nagazumi : [looking in a tree]  "Nest"-o!

  Ranjeet Singh : No!

  Giovanni Cupello : [staring at Danielle]  "Neck!"

  Ranjeet Singh : No!

  Ali Nadim : [pointing to Jamilla's knitting]  "Knitting!"

  Ranjeet Singh : You are being stupid! Knitting does not begin with an "N"!

  Anna Schmidt : Well done, Ranjeet! Now that everyone's given up, please tell us what it was you saw!

  Ranjeet Singh : "Engine!"

  [He gets criticised by the rest, much to his chagrin] 

  Ali Nadim : You damn fool! You are being more stupid than I am!

  Ranjeet Singh : Don't you call me stupid, you Pakistani poppadum!