- Ranjeet Singh: [raising hand] Excuse please, what is the nature of the gift you are receiving from Danielle?
- Jeremy Brown: [looking at Danielle's gift] "Eau de toilette", toilet water. You put it on your face.
- Ali Nadim: [confused] Oh Blimey! You are putting water from the toilet on your face?
- Jeremy Brown: No Ali, it's not that kind of toilet water.
- Ranjeet Singh: If we make the new teacher go away, maybe Mr Brown will be coming back.
- Maximillian Papandrious: How we make new teacher go?
- Ranjeet Singh: Very easy!
- [He pulls out his kirpan and jerks it in a quite literal cutthroat manner]
- Giovanni Capello: That's a-no good! We a-get blood all over a-the class!
- Maximillian Papandrious: Much better we push er hout of the window!
- Jeremy Brown: To coin a phrase, I've been given the bullet.
- Giovanni Capello: Santa Maria! She try to shoot you?
- Giovanni Capello: [about Miss Courtney summoning Mr. Brown] Hey, maybe she's a-gonna get you a birthday present!
- Jeremy Brown: Yes, and maybe the Pope's getting married!
- Giovanni Capello: [shocked] He is? I didn't know that!
- [some of the class are playing cards, and betting on their hands]
- Maximillian Papandrious: [after asking for another card] Ho-kay, I stick.
- Giovanni Capello: [picks up his cards] Pontoon, five-cards trick only.
- Maximillian Papandrious: [asks Giovanni] What you got?
- Giovanni Capello: [shows cards] Queen of Hearts, Jock of Spades.
- [the other players throw their cards down in disgust]
- Anna Schmidt: Hey, you should not be playing the cards, you should be learning the English!
- Maximillian Papandrious: [gesturing] Zig Heil!
- Danielle Favre: Anna is right, you should be improving your mind.
- Giovanni Capello: [to Danielle] You can improve my mind anytime. How about tonight, uh? We have the meal, a couple of glasses of vino, then back to my place to make-a love.
- Danielle Favre: That is not improving the mind!
- Giovanni Capello: [smirking] No, but it's very good for the body!
- [a strike is planned by the class]
- Ranjeet Singh: What is this strike? Does it mean we are going to be fighting?
- Giovanni Capello: No, a fight like in the onions.
- Anna Schmidt: [bewildered] What onions?
- Giovanni Capello: The trade onions!
- Ali Nadim: Excuse me please, I am thinking that your strike is not going to be working. What we need to be doing is to be revolting!
- Ranjeet Singh: And I think that you are already revolting!
- Ali Nadim: [about the strike action Giovanni has suggested that the class take against their new teacher] I think your strike is not going to be working. What we are needing, is to be revolting.
- Ranjeet Singh: And I am thinking, you are already revolting!