Mind Your Language (TV Series)

Come Back All Is Forgiven (1978)

Albert Moses: Ranjeet Singh

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Quotes 

• Ranjeet Singh : [blessing Mr Brown]  May you receive a long life and wonderful blessings...

• Ranjeet Singh : [raising hand]  Excuse please, what is the nature of the gift you are receiving from Danielle?

  Jeremy Brown : [looking at Danielle's gift]  "Eau de toilette", toilet water. You put it on your face.

  Ali Nadim : [confused]  Oh Blimey! You are putting water from the toilet on your face?

  Jeremy Brown : No Ali, it's not that kind of toilet water.

• Ranjeet Singh : If we make the new teacher go away, maybe Mr Brown will be coming back.

  Maximillian Papandrious : How we make new teacher go?

  Ranjeet Singh : Very easy!

  [He pulls out his kirpan and jerks it in a quite literal cutthroat manner] 

  Giovanni Capello : That's a-no good! We a-get blood all over a-the class!

  Maximillian Papandrious : Much better we push er hout of the window!

• [a strike is planned by the class] 

  Ranjeet Singh : What is this strike? Does it mean we are going to be fighting?

  Giovanni Capello : No, a fight like in the onions.

  Anna Schmidt : [bewildered]  What onions?

  Giovanni Capello : The trade onions!

• Ali Nadim : Excuse me please, I am thinking that your strike is not going to be working. What we need to be doing is to be revolting!

  Ranjeet Singh : And I think that you are already revolting!

• Ali Nadim : [about the strike action Giovanni has suggested that the class take against their new teacher]  I think your strike is not going to be working. What we are needing, is to be revolting.

  Ranjeet Singh : And I am thinking, you are already revolting!