Mind Your Language (TV Series)
Come Back All Is Forgiven (1978)
George Camiller: Giovanni Capello
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Quotes
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Ranjeet Singh : If we make the new teacher go away, maybe Mr Brown will be coming back.
Maximillian Papandrious : How we make new teacher go?
Ranjeet Singh : Very easy!
[He pulls out his kirpan and jerks it in a quite literal cutthroat manner]
Giovanni Capello : That's a-no good! We a-get blood all over a-the class!
Maximillian Papandrious : Much better we push er hout of the window!
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Giovanni Capello : We win, we win! Mr Brown, he's a-coming back!
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Jeremy Brown : To coin a phrase, I've been given the bullet.
Giovanni Capello : Santa Maria! She try to shoot you?
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Giovanni Capello : [about Miss Courtney summoning Mr. Brown] Hey, maybe she's a-gonna get you a birthday present!
Jeremy Brown : Yes, and maybe the Pope's getting married!
Giovanni Capello : [shocked] He is? I didn't know that!
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[some of the class are playing cards, and betting on their hands]
Maximillian Papandrious : [after asking for another card] Ho-kay, I stick.
Giovanni Capello : [picks up his cards] Pontoon, five-cards trick only.
Maximillian Papandrious : [asks Giovanni] What you got?
Giovanni Capello : [shows cards] Queen of Hearts, Jock of Spades.
[the other players throw their cards down in disgust]
Anna Schmidt : Hey, you should not be playing the cards, you should be learning the English!
Maximillian Papandrious : [gesturing] Zig Heil!
Danielle Favre : Anna is right, you should be improving your mind.
Giovanni Capello : [to Danielle] You can improve my mind anytime. How about tonight, uh? We have the meal, a couple of glasses of vino, then back to my place to make-a love.
Danielle Favre : That is not improving the mind!
Giovanni Capello : [smirking] No, but it's very good for the body!
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[a strike is planned by the class]
Ranjeet Singh : What is this strike? Does it mean we are going to be fighting?
Giovanni Capello : No, a fight like in the onions.
Anna Schmidt : [bewildered] What onions?
Giovanni Capello : The trade onions!