Mind Your Language (TV Series)
Brief Re-Encounter (1978)
Barry Evans: Jeremy Brown
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Quotes
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Jeremy Brown : Ranjeet, where would you take a check?
Ranjeet Singh : To Czechoslovakia!
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Jeremy Brown : Max, give me an example of a principal clause.
Maximillian Papandrious : [smirking] Santa Claus!
[class laughs]
Jeremy Brown : Quiet! Right, just for that Max you can write out 20 times, "a clause is a sentence which is part of a longer sentence".
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Jeremy Brown : If you felt ill, what would you do?
Juan Cervantes : Go to bed.
Jeremy Brown : Before that.
Juan Cervantes : Take the clothes off.
Jeremy Brown : You would go to the doctor's.
Juan Cervantes : No, no, no. Doctor kills my uncle in Madrid.
Jeremy Brown : Really?
Juan Cervantes : Si. My uncle, he has pain in the chest. He goes to see doctor. Doctor, he looks at him and says it's alright. Ten minutes later, in the street, my uncle finito.
Jeremy Brown : He got a heart attack?
Juan Cervantes : Motor car.
Jeremy Brown : You could hardly blame the doctor for that.
Juan Cervantes : Si, si, the doctor, he was driving the motor.
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Jeremy Brown : Assume you have a headache. Where would you go to get some aspirin?
Ali Nadim : Tanduri Takeaway.
Jeremy Brown : No, Ali.
Ali Nadim : Yes, please. My jolly good friend who's working there always have plenty aspirin.
Jeremy Brown : I meant to buy some aspirin.
Ali Nadim : Why should I be buying them when I can be getting them from my friend for nothing done?
Jeremy Brown : Alright, where do you go for aspirin when the Tanduri Takeaway is closed?
Ali Nadim : Oh Blimey, Taj Mahal Curry House!
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Jeremy Brown : Which shop would you go to to buy a packet of cigarettes? Cigarettes!
Zoltan Szabo : No shop.
Jeremy Brown : Come on! Zoltan! You must go to some sort of shop.
Zoltan Szabo : Zoltan no smoke!