Mind Your Language (TV Series)

Better to Have Loved and Lost (1978)

Barry Evans: Jeremy Brown

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Quotes 

• [Anna tells the tale of a romantic encounter] 

  Anna Schmidt : He took me home and placed me on the bed, and then he was stroking my end...

  Jeremy Brown : Which end?

  Anna Schmidt : [holding up her hand]  This end.

  Jeremy Brown : Oh, your HAND, oh yes, go on...

  Anna Schmidt : I was feeling very romantisch. Then, I did something I have regretted ever since...

  Jeremy Brown : What did you do?

  Anna Schmidt : I fell asleep. When I woke up, he was gone!

• Chung Su-Lee : Velly solly we ale rate!

  Ali Nadim : Yes, please. We were late because of mist.

  Miss Courtney : Mist?

  Jeremy Brown : [looking outside]  It's a perfectly clear night. How could you be late because of mist?

  Ali Nadim : We mist the bus!

• Ali Nadim : If the first wife is agreeable, the husband can take one more.

  Jeremy Brown : You can't do that!

  Ali Nadim : Why not?

  Jeremy Brown : It's bigamy!

  Ali Nadim : No, it's big of ME!

• Jeremy Brown : You mean to say your wife AGREED to let you take another wife?

  Ali Nadim : No, no. It is for the baby.

  Jeremy Brown : Baby?

  Ali Nadim : Yes, please. We have been trying for four years, and nothing is happening. So I am taking anther wife for the baby.