- Jeremy Brown: [calling out roll] Giovanni Capello?
- Giovanni Capello: [stands up] Si, professore!
- Jeremy Brown: No Giovanni, not 'professore'!
- Giovanni Capello: No 'professore'?
- Jeremy Brown: No, you should address me as 'Sir'.
- Giovanni Capello: Sir? Now I understand!
- [bows]
- Giovanni Capello: You have been to get 'knotted'!
- Jeremy Brown: [baffled] Come again?
- Giovanni Capello: Well, to become a Sir, you got 'knotted' by the Queen!
- Jeremy Brown: Ali Nadim?
- Ali Nadim: Gift!
- Jeremy Brown: Gift?
- Ali Nadim: I'm surprising you, no? Each day I'm learning a new word and I'm finding that gift is another word for present.
- Jeremy Brown: Very ingenious.
- Jeremy Brown: Let's continue with our lessons. Get out your textbooks. I'm going to give you all a few exercises.
- Giovanni Capello: Scusi, professori sir! l cannot do any exercises.
- Jeremy Brown: Why not?
- Giovanni Capello: l got a bad back.