- Maximillian Papandrious: [referring to the woodwork teacher who has been pestering Danielle] You want I give him a bunch of fivers?
- [clenches his fist]
- Danielle Favre: He's bigger than you, Max!
- Giovanni Capello: [smirking] Everybody's bigger than Max.
- Maximillian Papandrious: [glares at Giovanni] Hey, watch what you're saying, uh!
- Giovanni Capello: [raising voice] Listen Nana Mouskouri, you don't frighten me!
- Maximillian Papandrious: Ho-kay, come houtside!
- Ali Nadim: This month I have been chosen to lead the holy procession at the mosque, so I am practicing.
- Ranjeet Singh: Aaah, waste of time! The Sikh religion is the true religion!
- Giovanni Capello: That's a-not true! Catholic religion is the true religion!
- Juan Cervantes: [gesticulating] Sí, Sí, Roman Catholic!
- Maximillian Papandrious: What about Greek Orthodox?
- Anna Schmidt: What about Martin Luther?
- Taro Nagazumi: Shinto!
- Jamila Ranjha: Buddha!
- Chung Su-Lee: Chairman Mao decree all religion!
- [Everybody starts talking]
- Jeremy Brown: Maybe I should just call the whole thing off...
- Sid: You can't! It's a point of honor! You can't just let that guy do what he wants with whoever he wants! No, you've gotta make a stand!
- Sid: Oh, I expect you'll be all right once you've hit him a couple of times...
- Jeremy Brown: It's him hitting ME that worries me!
- Miss Courtney: [pronouncing judgment on Brown and Jarvis] The school has a perfectly good gymnasium. If you two must knock each other about, I suggest you do it there tomorrow night, after class!