Mind Your Language (TV Series)
A Point of Honour (1978)
Kevork Malikyan: Maximillian Papandrious
Quotes
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Maximillian Papandrious : [referring to the woodwork teacher who has been pestering Danielle] You want I give him a bunch of fivers?
[clenches his fist]
Danielle Favre : He's bigger than you, Max!
Giovanni Capello : [smirking] Everybody's bigger than Max.
Maximillian Papandrious : [glares at Giovanni] Hey, watch what you're saying, uh!
Giovanni Capello : [raising voice] Listen Nana Mouskouri, you don't frighten me!
Maximillian Papandrious : Ho-kay, come houtside!
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Ali Nadim : This month I have been chosen to lead the holy procession at the mosque, so I am practicing.
Ranjeet Singh : Aaah, waste of time! The Sikh religion is the true religion!
Giovanni Capello : That's a-not true! Catholic religion is the true religion!
Juan Cervantes : [gesticulating] Sí, Sí, Roman Catholic!
Maximillian Papandrious : What about Greek Orthodox?
Anna Schmidt : What about Martin Luther?
Taro Nagazumi : Shinto!
Jamila Ranjha : Buddha!
Chung Su-Lee : Chairman Mao decree all religion!
[Everybody starts talking]