- [a dart game goes astray and a dart lands on Ranjeet's turban]
- Juan Cervantes: [sheepish] Por favour, Ranjeet...
- [removes the dart]
- Danielle Favre: [laughing] It's a good thing you had your turban on, Ranjeet, or it would have gone straight through your head!
- Ali Nadim: Oh, blimey... He wouldn't have felt it!
- Ranjeet Singh: You'll be feeling my FIST in a moment!
- [playing Scrabble]
- Ranjeet Singh: Ah, I'm getting a good one. "Sugar!"
- Taro Nagazumi: No good-o!
- Danielle Favre: Quel idiot! "Sugar" is not spelled S-H-U-G-A-R!
- Ranjeet Singh: I'm thinking you are mistaken.
- Ali Nadim: [criticizing Ranjeet] You damn fool! Everybody knows 'sugar' is spelled with two G's!
- Juan Cervantes: Ho-ho-ho-ho! Commence la fiesta! Qi es Mister Brown?
- Giovanni Cupello: No fiesta. Mister Brown, he's a-gone.
- [Juan starts crying and blesses Mr Brown's soul to rest in peace]
- Giovanni Cupello: No, no, no! He's a-not a-dead, he's a-vanish!
- [Juan cheers up and praises God]
- Jeremy Brown: Taro, Su-Li, what are your plans?
- Taro Nagazumi: [sozzled with sake] Su-Li and me go to bed-o!
- [Mr Brown stares at the two of them]
- Chung Su-Lee: Not together! I go home to lead rittle led book!
- [some of the students are playing darts, Su-Lee challenges Juan to beat their current score with his eyes closed. Juan tells her he can do it easily. he looks away from the board, covers his eyes with one hand, counts to three, and throws the dart just as Jamila opens the door and enters the room. she ducks as it whizzes past her head and goes through the open door. Sid is then heard yelling outside]
- Sid: [enters the room, pulling the dart out of his behind] Who threw this?
- Juan Cervantes: [admitting he did it, points to the dartboard on the back of the classroom door] Me. I was trying to get that in top.
- Chung Su-Lee: [chuckling] Looks like you get it in the bottom!
- Maximillian Papandrious: Are you hurt, Sid?
- Sid: Huh?
- Maximillian Papandrious: Did it hurt?
- Sid: [angrily] You bend down, and you'll find out!
- [a train rumbles past Max's apartment]
- Jeremy Brown: What was that?
- Maximillian Papandrious: What was what?
- Miss Courtney: I just had a telephone call from Mr. Brown. He says he would be along later. Apparently, he is tied up at his flat.
- Ali Nadim: Oh, blimey. Shouldn't we be going to untie him?
- Miss Courtney: I was speaking metaphorically.
- Taro Nagazumi: It is better you speako English.
- Miss Courtney: Well, then in that case, if someone will stop you in the street and ask you the time, what would you say?
- Jamila Ranjha: [answering in Hindi] Blah blah blah.
- Miss Courtney: That's wouldn't help them!
- Jamila Ranjha: Oh yes, in my street, it's all Indian peoples.
- Miss Courtney: Give ma a collective noun for a collection of ants.
- Ali Nadim: Aunties.
- Miss Courtney: Not aunts. Ants. Insects. What is a lot of ants?
- Ali Nadim: A damn nuisance.
- Miss Courtney: Have you never heard of swarm?
- Ali Nadim: Yes please. England call Pakistan a swarm.
- Jeremy Brown: Oh, sorry I'm late, Miss Courtney.
- Miss Courtney: So am I! I have just been seeing how your students are getting on.
- Jeremy Brown: Well, I think they're progressing.
- Miss Courtney: Yes, but in which direction?