Mind Your Language (TV Series)

A Hard Day's Night (1978)

Ricardo Montez: Juan Cervantes

Quotes 

• [a dart game goes astray and a dart lands on Ranjeet's turban] 

  Juan Cervantes : [sheepish]  Por favour, Ranjeet...

  [removes the dart] 

  Danielle Favre : [laughing]  It's a good thing you had your turban on, Ranjeet, or it would have gone straight through your head!

  Ali Nadim : Oh, blimey... He wouldn't have felt it!

  Ranjeet Singh : You'll be feeling my FIST in a moment!

• Juan Cervantes : Ho-ho-ho-ho! Commence la fiesta! Qi es Mister Brown?

  Giovanni Cupello : No fiesta. Mister Brown, he's a-gone.

  [Juan starts crying and blesses Mr Brown's soul to rest in peace] 

  Giovanni Cupello : No, no, no! He's a-not a-dead, he's a-vanish!

  [Juan cheers up and praises God] 

• [some of the students are playing darts, Su-Lee challenges Juan to beat their current score with his eyes closed. Juan tells her he can do it easily. he looks away from the board, covers his eyes with one hand, counts to three, and throws the dart just as Jamila opens the door and enters the room. she ducks as it whizzes past her head and goes through the open door. Sid is then heard yelling outside] 

  Sid : [enters the room, pulling the dart out of his behind]  Who threw this?

  Juan Cervantes : [admitting he did it, points to the dartboard on the back of the classroom door]  Me. I was trying to get that in top.

  Chung Su-Lee : [chuckling]  Looks like you get it in the bottom!

  Maximillian Papandrious : Are you hurt, Sid?

  Sid : Huh?

  Maximillian Papandrious : Did it hurt?

  Sid : [angrily]  You bend down, and you'll find out!