Mind Your Language (TV Series)
A Fate Worse Than Death (1978)
Barry Evans: Jeremy Brown
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Quotes
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Ranjeet Singh : [describing the girl] She had skin like milk, hair like silk, and a figure like a tender bamboo shoot...
Jeremy Brown : Well, if she had skin like milk, hair like silk, and a figure like a tender bamboo shoot, what's the problem now?
Ranjeet Singh : Blimey, that was twenty years ago! Now she has put on so much weight that from behind she is looking like an elephant!
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Jeremy Brown : Look, if you don't kill yourself, I'll get you an elephant!
Ranjeet Singh : You promise that you will get me an elephant?
Jeremy Brown : Only if you don't kill yourself!
Ranjeet Singh : I promise. Killing myself is not going to do any good for me.
[Pleased, Mr Brown gives Ranjit his kirpan back]
Ranjeet Singh : I have a much better idea - I KILL HER!
[Alarmed, all the students tackle him]
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[the class is going through similes]
Jeremy Brown : Ali: "As sly as a..."
Ali Nadim : Sikh!
[Ranjit glares at Ali]
Jeremy Brown : "Fox!" Ranjit: "As mad as a..."
Ranjeet Singh : Muslim!
[the opposite of the above happens]
Jeremy Brown : "Hatter!"
