- Ensign Charles Parker: All right now, men. Ah, girls. Ah, as you know, we are in a combat zone. Now it is my job to check out the shapes that you're in. I mean it's my job to make sure that you're in good shape.
- [acknowledging arrival of Capt. Binghamton]
- Ensign Charles Parker: Attention.
- Capt. Wallace B. Binghamton: Carry on. At ease.
- Ensign Charles Parker: At ease.
- [Addressing buxom first nurse]
- Ensign Charles Parker: Uh, at ease.
- The 1st Nurse: I AM at ease.
- Ensign Charles Parker: She is at ease.
- Capt. Wallace B. Binghamton: Oh shut up. Get on with it.
- Lt. Commander Quinton McHale: You better get going Captain, these prisoners have to be delivered to Com-fleet. Yes, sir.
- Ensign Charles Parker: Yes, you better get your prisoners moving.
- Capt. Wallace B. Binghamton: [confused] I don't understand it but I'm not going to argue in front of foreigners.