- Capt. Wallace B. Binghamton: My beautiful sparkling champagne is gone, gone, gone!
- Lt. Elroy Carpenter: But, sir. The bars on the windows, the guards, the padlocks. How is it possible sir?
- Capt. Wallace B. Binghamton: I'll tell you how it's possible. I'll tell you in one sickening, horrible word: McHale. That's how it's possible. McHale stole my champagne. McHale and his bunch of bubble grabbers.