McHale's Navy (TV Series)

The Day the War Stood Still (1963)

Joe Flynn: Captain Wallace B. Binghamton

Quotes 

• Capt. Wallace B. Binghamton : My beautiful sparkling champagne is gone, gone, gone!

  Lt. Elroy Carpenter : But, sir. The bars on the windows, the guards, the padlocks. How is it possible sir?

  Capt. Wallace B. Binghamton : I'll tell you how it's possible. I'll tell you in one sickening, horrible word: McHale. That's how it's possible. McHale stole my champagne. McHale and his bunch of bubble grabbers.