Quotes
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Pam : All right, y'all ladies havin' a good time?
[Women shout in agreement]
Pam : All right. Well, you like what you see, get your checkbooks out, all right?
Titus : Nuh-uh. Nuh-uh. Ain't just about no ladies. Nuh-uh, see, that's discrimination.
[Pam turns to ignore him and move on]
Pam : All right, I'm gonna bring the next bachelor to the stage, okay? I want y'all to give it up for Chocolate Thunder!
[Tommy, decked out in a 3-piece suit, walks out onto the runway]
Titus : Mm, now if that's "Chocolate Thunder", then I'm "Greased Lightning".
[Tommy proceeds to walk the runway and strikes a few poses]
Marian : What do you think you doin'? Huh? Huh? Huh? You ain't doin' nothin'. Come on! Lose the clothes like you lost that hair, Cue Ball!
[Tommy, still posing, turns only to have his crotch in her face]
Marian : All right, don't put it in my face unless you're ready to go to the place!