Married... with Children (TV Series)
I Want My Psycho Dad Part 1 (1994)
E.E. Bell: Bob Rooney
Quotes
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Al : Psycho Dad has been canceled. You know who's responsible?
Bob Rooney : Women?
Al : No. Marcy D'Arcy, Chicken at Large.
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Psycho Dad : [Reading Al's letter] "I like you. I really, really like you. No, not in that way. So please don't let them take you off, I beg you, fight this thing like you would fight a varmit or an ex-wife. Your friend, Al; P.S. What does Barbara Eden look like naked?"
Jefferson : Barbara Eden?
Bob Rooney : She's 1,000.
Al : I didn't mean now.
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Al : Aw, real men don't write letters.
Griff : Except in Penthouse.
Bob Rooney : They got letters in Penthouse?
Bud Bundy : Of course they've got letters in Penthouse. So you've got something to do right after you...
[Peggy regards her son sharply]
Bud Bundy : Right after you... you finish reading the interviews.
Bob Rooney : They got interviews in Penthouse?