[NO MA'AM is planning to attend a pro wrestling event]
Jefferson
:
Main event featuring 'King Kong' Bundy. Hey, Al, is he a relative of yours?
Al
:
No, but we're letting him use Peg's nickname.
Peggy
:
Now that is a real man, not some high school football hero who got married and turned to mush.
Al
:
Well, I guess it's true what they say: you are what you marry.
Al
:
Wait a minute now guys, that's my son we're talking about here. The only one who get's to make fun of him is me... and most women.
Al
:
Well we must have gone back in time, because I'm experiencing deja moo.
Peggy
:
We're watching the re-broadcast of "Old Man, Older Woman". So much of CBS's audience fell asleep, they're showing it again.
Al
:
Well Marcie, I'm afraid you and the Joy Cluck Club are going to have to miss Slipping Denture Theater tonight, because me and the guys are watching wrestling!
Bud Bundy
:
That was nasty Natalie. She's the easiest girl in town.
Al
:
Bud, if my father had scared away the easiest girl in my town, I never would have gotten married, never would have had you kids, and I'd be upstairs now watching TV in my underwear, the way God intended.