Married... with Children (TV Series)
England Show III: We're Spending as Fast as We Can (1992)
Bill Oddie: Winston
Quotes
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[Al and Bud have halted on the borderline between Upper Uncton and Lower Unction, resulting in a stalemate between the two towns]
Bud Bundy : Why aren't they killing us, Dad?
Al Bundy : I don't know, son. We must be on the borderline.
Trevor : Right, then! I'll settle this.
[He snaps his fingers, and the Upper Uncton townspeople seize Peg and Kelly]
Trevor : [points his gun at Peg's head] Now, then: come over here, or your wife and daughter are through!
[Al and Bud trade an incredulous look, then laugh uproariously, taunting and beckoning Trevor to kill Peg and Kelly anyway]
Winston : You fool! That didn't work with the other Bundys either.
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[Al and Bud have halted on the borderline between Upper Unction and Lower Unction, resulting in a stalemate between the two towns]
Winston : Hey... come over to our side, yeah? Yeah. Your death will be quicker.
Trevor : No! Come to our side! At least we won't eat you afterwards.
Winston : That is an ugly rumor, started by people who are jealous!
[shifting]
Winston : Besides, it's dark over here. We couldn't tell. It's hard to know what we're eating sometimes.
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Trevor : What about a medieval joust? Just think of the promotional possibilities! Buttons, fanny packs, videotapes for the spectators!
Winston : Igor, before you kill him, try and do something funny with him. Then we can sell a separate "Wacky Blooper" reel!
Peggy Bundy : Oh, Al, do it! I love those!
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Winston : Pennants, get your "Igor" pennants! Get your "I Saw Al Bundy Die" t-shirts!