Married... with Children (TV Series)
Banking on Marcy (1993)
Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy
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Quotes
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[Al is on the phone impersonating a rapper]
Al Bundy : Yo! Video Channel, do you take requests? I'd like 'Rump Shaker', 'Gangster Booty', and 'Put Some More Ass on that Lass'. My age? Um, I'm 15. I need parental permission? Just a minute please.
[whispers to Peggy]
Al Bundy : Tell them it's okay.
Peggy Bundy : [into the phone] It's okay. He's over 40.
[Al takes the phone away from Peggy and hangs up]
Al Bundy : Why did you tell them my real age?
Peggy Bundy : They already know your real age. They wanted to know your I.Q.
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[watching Marcy making moans during her banking speech]
Peggy Bundy : Jefferson, have you ever seen Marcy do this before?
Jefferson D'Arcy : Not in public. Unless you count the skyway tram at Disneyland.
Peggy Bundy : You mean she's about to have an o...
Jefferson D'Arcy : [interupting] Big time! It must be that hypno-therapautic transfer thing that Dr. Angela told her about. I just hope that she's near the end of her speach.
[Marcy lets off a big simulated lovemaking moan]
Jefferson D'Arcy : I guess not.
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Marcy D'Arcy : But the good news is all indications suggest that the terrible economy is going to get bedroom - Butter - Better!
[Jefferson gets a bit ashamed]
Marcy D'Arcy : As you can see, when the Federal Reserve Board eases restrictions, interest rates fall, but when it... tightens... interest rates rise.
[gets excited]
Marcy D'Arcy : Oh, my God.
Peggy Bundy : [to Al] Al. Something's wrong. I never seen Marcy act like this.
Al Bundy : You wanna see acting, Peg? Check this out.
Marcy D'Arcy : For years, the Fed held back. And interest rates rose, and rose and rose -
[getting more excited]
Marcy D'Arcy : Eight percent, ten percent, seventeen percent, UP AND UP!
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Al Bundy : It doesn't work anymore, Peg.
Peggy Bundy : What doesn't work anymore?
Al Bundy : It.
Peggy Bundy : How can you tell?
Al Bundy : I've been reading Playboy, Penthouse, Juggs, Hustler, Big 'Uns, Little 'Uns, Round 'Uns, I Between 'Uns. Nothing. Then I remembered something. It hasn't worked since I saw Marcy do that horrible thing at the bank. She killed it. You made it sick, but Marcy killed it.
Peggy Bundy : Well, I suppose we could just say a little prayer and go on with our lives.
Al Bundy : That's good for me, but what will you do?
Peggy Bundy : Oh, don't worry about me. I'll just keep going... and going... and going... and going...