Married... with Children (TV Series)

Banking on Marcy (1993)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy

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Quotes 

• Marcy D'Arcy : But the good news is all indications suggest that the terrible economy is going to get bedroom - Butter - Better!

  [Jefferson gets a bit ashamed] 

  Marcy D'Arcy : As you can see, when the Federal Reserve Board eases restrictions, interest rates fall, but when it... tightens... interest rates rise.

  [gets excited] 

  Marcy D'Arcy : Oh, my God.

  Peggy Bundy : [to Al]  Al. Something's wrong. I never seen Marcy act like this.

  Al Bundy : You wanna see acting, Peg? Check this out.

  Marcy D'Arcy : For years, the Fed held back. And interest rates rose, and rose and rose -

  [getting more excited] 

  Marcy D'Arcy : Eight percent, ten percent, seventeen percent, UP AND UP!

• Marcy D'Arcy : We may even have to lay off some employees.

  Al Bundy : You know, Marcy, as someone who's been to your bank, I certainly hope you keep those 75 vice-presidents and lay off those pesky two tellers. You know, the ones who work a cool half-hour apiece on payday.

• Marcy D'Arcy : This is going to cost me my job. I'm ruined.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Marcy, the bank just called.

  Marcy D'Arcy : I knew it.

  [puts a bag over her head] 

  Jefferson D'Arcy : You're getting a raise. And, they're gonna loan you out to deliver bad news to other corporations... at $5000 a pop, so to speak.

• Marcy D'Arcy : Here, watch this... Steel Magnolias.

  Al Bundy : What's Boris Karloff doing in a dress?

  Marcy D'Arcy : That's Shirley MacLaine, you baco-bit

  Al Bundy : I owe Boris an apology.

• Marcy D'Arcy : Here, watch this... Fried Green Tomatoes.

  Al Bundy : Hey, what's Mel Tormé doing in a dress?

  Marcy D'Arcy : That's Kathy Bates, you potted plant.

• Marcy D'Arcy : Then when the rates rose as high as they possibly could and the economy could take no more, suddenly, the Fed began pumping that money, faster and faster.