- Illya Kuryakin: [Talking to his communicator while in the hold of the freighter] If you can hear me please note the stage here is set for noble tragedy; on the other hand if I'm talking to myself, the situation is merely one of... lunatic farce.
- Napoleon Solo: [after Solo's identity is revealed to the Thrush agents] And should I say that I knew that you knew and you knew that I knew you knew, or would that sound like somebody playing a nose flute?