- Jacques Robespierre: Monsieur Solo, did that you say your first name was Napoleon?
- Napoleon Solo: That's right, yes.
- Jacques Robespierre: What a cruel prank by your parents.
- Napoleon Solo: Well, I always thought the French people were rather proud of Napoleon.
- Jacques Robespierre: Bonaparte was a drunkard and a libertine. Why should I be proud of him?
- Carl Voegler: Did you get that new bow from U.N.C.L.E.?
- Illya Kuryakin: U.N.C.L.E.? What's that?
- Carl Voegler: [pulling a gun on Illya] Wrong answer, my friend. Any other man would have said "Who is that?". But you know that U.N.C.L.E. is a "what" and not a "who", don't you?
- Albert Dubois: It's no use. We'll never find him.
- Napoleon Solo: We've got to. I want my children to drink champagne.
- Jacques Robespierre: [Suggesting something Solo can do while Robespierre is out of the room] Read a book!
- Napoleon Solo: I've read one, thanks.