The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (TV Series)

The Super-Colossal Affair (1966)

David McCallum: Illya Kuryakin

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• Alexander Waverly : [after Napoleon and Illya return from their mission in Italy]  Unfortunately, what you didn't learn was what really was the crucial point of the conference. The international crime syndicate must have had pretty pressing reasons for calling a meeting at this high level.

  Napoleon Solo : The usual reason that family gets together is funerals.

  Illya Kuryakin : Yeah, large ones.

  Alexander Waverly : Well, how large and for whom is what you'll endeavor to find out.

  Napoleon Solo : Well, if there's a burial plot afoot, sir, Illya and I will uncover it.

  Illya Kuryakin : Would mind keeping me out of your morbid puns, please?

• Ginger LaVeer : [flirting with Illya, who is posing as a pool repair tech]  I'll bet you meet so many beautiful girls in your job, you get tired of looking at them.

  Illya Kuryakin : It takes a few.

  Ginger LaVeer : I see you're the strong, silent type.

  Illya Kuryakin : I have to concentrate on my job.

  Ginger LaVeer : Why? The television repairman didn't have to. Neither did the refrigerator repairman, or the electric toaster repairman. Ooh, or the egg cooker repairman.

  Napoleon Solo : [listening over radio in stakeout van]  Egg cooker repairman?

  Illya Kuryakin : The egg cooker repairman?