The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (TV Series)

The Super-Colossal Affair (1966)

Leo G. Carroll: Alexander Waverly

Quotes 

• Alexander Waverly : [after Napoleon and Illya return from their mission in Italy]  Unfortunately, what you didn't learn was what really was the crucial point of the conference. The international crime syndicate must have had pretty pressing reasons for calling a meeting at this high level.

  Napoleon Solo : The usual reason that family gets together is funerals.

  Illya Kuryakin : Yeah, large ones.

  Alexander Waverly : Well, how large and for whom is what you'll endeavor to find out.

  Napoleon Solo : Well, if there's a burial plot afoot, sir, Illya and I will uncover it.

  Illya Kuryakin : Would mind keeping me out of your morbid puns, please?