The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (TV Series)
The Super-Colossal Affair (1966)
Robert Vaughn: Napoleon Solo
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Quotes
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Alexander Waverly : [after Napoleon and Illya return from their mission in Italy] Unfortunately, what you didn't learn was what really was the crucial point of the conference. The international crime syndicate must have had pretty pressing reasons for calling a meeting at this high level.
Napoleon Solo : The usual reason that family gets together is funerals.
Illya Kuryakin : Yeah, large ones.
Alexander Waverly : Well, how large and for whom is what you'll endeavor to find out.
Napoleon Solo : Well, if there's a burial plot afoot, sir, Illya and I will uncover it.
Illya Kuryakin : Would mind keeping me out of your morbid puns, please?
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Ginger LaVeer : [flirting with Illya, who is posing as a pool repair tech] I'll bet you meet so many beautiful girls in your job, you get tired of looking at them.
Illya Kuryakin : It takes a few.
Ginger LaVeer : I see you're the strong, silent type.
Illya Kuryakin : I have to concentrate on my job.
Ginger LaVeer : Why? The television repairman didn't have to. Neither did the refrigerator repairman, or the electric toaster repairman. Ooh, or the egg cooker repairman.
Napoleon Solo : [listening over radio in stakeout van] Egg cooker repairman?
Illya Kuryakin : The egg cooker repairman?