- Dr. Ansel Pertwee: [after Dr. Zohmer is dragged away by two Thrush guards] What are you going to do with him?
- Mr. Lash: Oh, um, we have a pension plan. He'll be well taken care of.
- Dr. Ansel Pertwee: Oh, I'm so glad. I was afraid you were going to fire the poor man.
- Mr. Lash: Thrush is a very progressive organization. We don't fire our employees.
- Napoleon Solo: [seducing Margo] How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
- Margo Hayward: No computations now, please, Napoleon.
- [Margo laughs flirtatiously]
- Miss Townsend: [outraged] He used the same miserable line on me.
- Napoleon Solo: [speaking to Illya over the communicator] All right, keep in touch. And thank your mother for the chicken soup.