- [Napoleon has amnesia]
- Napoleon Solo: You know who I am, and I don't. I'll bite. Who am I?
- Walter Longolius: You're Napoleon Solo, of course.
- Napoleon Solo: [laughs] Napoleon S... There hasn't been anybody named Napoleon since the Battle of Waterloo.
- Mara: [reading Thrush's dossier on Napoleon] He's classified here as a swinger. What's that?
- Walter Longolius: A manic-depressive who is never depressed.