The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (TV Series)

The Gurnius Affair (1967)

Joseph Ruskin: Mr. Brown

Quotes 

• Illya Kuryakin : Colonel Maximilian Nexor reporting for duty, sir.

  Gurnius : Unbelievable. Almost an exact replica of your father.

  Illya Kuryakin : An exact replica of my father, Marshal Gurnius.

  Mr. Brown : How do we know he really is the son?

  Illya Kuryakin : Who is this man, and what is his function?

  Gurnius : I assume you have heard of Thrush. Mr. Brown is here to protect their investment.

  Mr. Brown : If you really are Nexor, why didn't you try to communicate with us? Answer me!

  Illya Kuryakin : I suggest you choose your words with care, Mr. Brown.

  Mr. Brown : Why didn't you try to contact our people? How did you get to San Rico without our help?

  [Nexor hits Brown, knocking him into a chair] 

  Illya Kuryakin : I don't care who you are, Mr. Brown. I don't care who your people are either, because I have only one loyalty, to our leader and inspiration: Marshal Gurnius. I suggest you impress that upon your mind.

  Gurnius : Are you satisfied, Mr. Brown?

• Illya Kuryakin : What I am going to do with you, Mr. Solo?

  Mr. Brown : Kill him.

  Illya Kuryakin : Of course. But slowly. My way.

  Gurnius : [Admiringly]  Just like his father!

• Mr. Brown : Shall we raise the voltage?

  Illya Kuryakin : You are one of a kind that I despise, Mr. Brown. Always impatient, always in a hurry.

  Mr. Brown : He's still conscious.

  Illya Kuryakin : Of course he's still conscious! Otherwise the treatment would be useless.

  Mr. Brown : We haven't much time, Colonel Nexor. We must get to the control room.

  Illya Kuryakin : I realize, Marshal Gurnius, that you may have certain matters that are more pressing. May I most respectfully suggest that you go on ahead? I will...

  Gurnius : Nonsense, nonsense, colonel. We must still have a few minutes. Besides, I'm rather enjoying this!