Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)

Pearl Harbor (2004)

Bryan Cranston: Hal Wilkerson

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• Dewey : [to Hal]  What are you doing?

  Hal : Well, you know that jerk across the street, who's always got it in for me?

  Dewey : Parking jerk or lawnmower jerk?

  Hal : No, Christmas jerk. Bill Rendell. Every year, that guy waits to see what decorations I put out, and then finds a way to top me. I string lights, he strings better lights. I put out Frosty, he puts out an elf village. I put out Dracula, he does nothing, and I look like a jackass. I mean, what kind of sick mind uses a religious holiday as a weapon?

  Dewey : Wait, which one's "call the cops" jerk?

  Hal : That's like four of 'em.

• Lois : Well, after six months of scrimping and saving and going up to $28,000 in debt, we are now down to $26,000 in debt.

  Hal : Look out, world. We're back.