Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)
Jessica Stays Over (2005)
Erik Per Sullivan: Dewey Wilkerson
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Quotes
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Reese : You can bite my American ass, Jiao Lee.
Dewey : What's that?
Reese : The school made us adopt pen-pals from different countries. I got stuck with this loser from China.
Dewey : What's wrong with China?
Reese : It's not what you think, Dewey. He won't send you illegal fireworks, or get your nunchucks autographed by the Emperor. The guy's a total jerk. It started off with a simple request to apologize for Pearl Harbor. The guy wouldn't do it. He's so arrogant! When I draw squiggles it's nonsense. When he does it, it's a language! I was so pissed! Then I thought, Be the better man, and reason with the guy.
Dewey : [reading Reese's letter aloud] 'Do you want me to kick your butt? Check Yes or No'
Reese : [astonished] And there's his response! He couldn't even follow simple instructions!
Dewey : [continues reading Reese's letter] 'You need help, Reese'
Reese : He thinks a whole planet between us is going to protect him? He thinks he's so smart? We'll see who's smart when I mail myself to China and kick his upside-down ass... I can't wait to see his face when he opens up his mail and I pop out.
