- Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis: I could use a beer, what about you?
- Major Sacha Sarotsky: Um, do you have any pretzels to go with it?
- Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis: No, but I can do better than that: pork rinds. Ever hear of them?
- Major Sacha Sarotsky: Are you kidding? In Russian they are Christmas dinner.