- [while Magnum walks about in the market and asks questions about Marcus, Rose's henchwomen Crystal and Sylvia approach him. Sylvia threatens Magnum with a pocketknife. They take him to an abandoned warehouse]
- Magnum: This is not where my car is parked. Alright, girls, you want to tell me what's going on? I mean, if this is a robbery, I got about eight bucks.
- [Crystal throws her handbag on the floor]
- Magnum: [to Sylvia] Here, you want my watch? It cost about $ 17.95 at the...
- [Sylvia folds the pocketknife and puts it away. Crystal gives a battle-cry and kicks Magnum in the face]
- Magnum: C'mon!
- [Sylvia kicks Magnum in the chest and strikes on his neck. Magnum is thrown against the wall]
- Magnum: That's enough! Never hit a woman before in my...
- [Magnum gets another kick in the face from Crystal]
- Crystal, Rose's henchwoman: [smiles viciously] Maybe it's about time you suddenly started, before it's too late...
- Magnum: That's it!
- [Magnum gets up and charges. Crystal gives another battle-cry. She and Sylvia kick and beat Magnum severely, until he is down. Crystal approaches him]
- Crystal, Rose's henchwoman: See, Rose doesn't like anybody snooping in this territory. Do you understand?
- [Tracy enters]
- Tracy Spencer: Freeze! Police!
- [Crystal and Sylvia run to the back door, finding it locked. Crystal kicks it open, and they escape. Tracy approaches Magnum]
- Tracy Spencer: Are you alright?
- Magnum: Why didn't pull you your gun?
- Tracy Spencer: [embarrassed] Because it got stuck... in my make-up case.
- [Magnum sighs]
- Tracy Spencer: So, if you're such a great friend of him, how come he's never mentioned you?
- Magnum: I might ask you the same question.
- Tracy Spencer: [Magnum's down] Are you all right?
- Magnum: [dazedly looking up at her] Why didn't you pull your gun?
- Tracy Spencer: [sheepishly] Because it got stuck... in my makeup case.
- [at the mansion, Tracy is treating Magnum's bruised face with cold compresses]
- Tracy Spencer: You know, I mean this in the very best sort of way, but have you ever considered taking a self-defense course?
- Magnum: They were women!
- Tracy Spencer: That's my point... poor thing.
- [Tracy absently presses the compresses to her face. Higgins walks in]
- Higgins: Oh, good, Magnum, you're here because...
- Higgins: [to Tracy] Good lord, are you alright?
- Tracy Spencer: Oh no, I'm fine.
- Magnum: [angrily] Is SHE alright? Is she alright? Higgins, look at my body!
- Higgins: I'm not blind, Magnum. I can see that you look like bloody hell. Actually though, this is a minor beating compared to some you've taken. On a relative scale, it merely counts as a "dusting up". I remember doing my first tour of duty in India...
- [as usual, Higgins launches into one of his boring stories, this time about his first trip to India]