- Lida: [after they sneak into Ricky Martins hotel room] Ok, Lida, should I go into the shower and do him. Or should I wait for him and do him out here. Or should I do him in the shower and out here. Or should I do him twice out here...
- Melina: Lida, if you act like that, we'll never get him to marry us.
- Lida: Oh, you can marry him, I just want to do him.