- MacGyver: So, you ready for some fishing?
- Harry Jackson: I've already been, what do you think we're having for breakfast?
- MacGyver: Come on Harry. You're the one that used to tell me you don't fish for fish, you fish for fishing.
- MacGyver: [after seeing Harry knock out one of Axminster's men by smacking him across the face with a small log] Nice!
- Harry Jackson: You gotta him 'em just right!
- MacGyver: [voice-over narration] When I was a kid, I used to chew pine pitch like it was gum. It tasted alright, but it burned a LOT better!
- Harry Jackson: [Seeing MacGyver collect pinecones] You getting light-headed Bud? Pinecones?
- MacGyver: Sure, Harry. Don't you remember ever throwing one in a fire? What happens?
- Harry Jackson: Well, it kinda explodes!
- MacGyver: Yep, that's right. Add a little pine pitch and you got the makings of a landmine.
- Harry Jackson: Ain't mother nature grand!
- Harry Jackson: [Seeing MacGyver prepare a trap] You sure that'll work?
- MacGyver: Nope.
- Harry Jackson: Bud, you are a comfort!
- MacGyver: Sometimes you hear about floating grain dust exploding inside a silo - it's called "spontaneous combustion". I'm gonna do it on purpose!